Sexual Behaviours, in Dreams, of Anthropoid Deities Who Are Guardian-Spirits (Deities) of Biological Phyla Extant on the Material Plane

It may be conjectured that

anthropoid deities in the dream-world correspond to plant-species in the waking-world; whereas

zoo:morphic deities in the dream-world correspond to protozoa in the waking-world; and

botanomorphic deities in the dream-world correspond to bacteria in the waking-world.

The geologically most antient botanic order of large specimens is that of the ferns. Because new fern-fronds start curled, therefore their guardian-spirit deities will appear in dreamings as human-form (of opposite gendre from that of the human dreamer) beings who seek to have sexual relations with the dreamer by means of the curling human bodily extension, namely the hand -- by manually masturbating the dreamer.

A geologically slightly less antient botanic order of fairly large specimens is that of the orchids. Because orchids must absorb water via their leaves, and because leaves in plants correspond to eyen in animals, therefore their guardian-spirit deities will appear in dreamings as human-form (of opposite gendre from that of the human dreamer) beings who seek to have sexual relations with the dreamer by means of the part of the body whereon the eyes are exposed, namely the face -- by sliding their face against the genitalia of the human dreamer.

A geologically still less antient botanic order of large specimens is that of the juice-sack seed-pods (such as passion-fruit seed-sacks and papaya seed-sacks). Because the slang expression "burst a nut" (for 'experience an orgasm') is related (through the juice released by bursting a coconut) to the bursting of juice-sack seed-pods (which is done within the eater's mouth, in the case of passion-fruit), therefore their guardian-spirit deities will appear in dreamings as human-form (of opposite gendre from that of the human dreamer) beings who seek to have sexual relations with the dreamer by means of a sexual activity leading to orgasm (of a sexual partner), while located within the mouth, is implied -- by, e.g., a male's ejaculating sperm into the mouth of a female dream-deity.

A geologically still later antient botanic order of fairly prominent large specimens is that of the mushrooms. Because mushrooms are commonly grown in faeces (such as, of domestic farm-animals), therefore their guardian-spirit deities will appear in dreamings as human-form (of opposite gendre from that of the human dreamer) beings who seek to have sexual relations with the dreamer by means of the part of the body whence faeces are evacuated -- by, e.g., a male's ejaculating sperm into the rectum of a female dream-deity.

Another significant botanic order to be considered is that of carnivorous plants. Corresponding animals' sexual activities would be those of such insect species (mayflies and Mormon-crickets) as wherein the female will devour the wings of the male while engaged in the process sexual mating. Their guardian-spirit deities will appear in dreamings as human-form (of opposite gendre from that of the human dreamer) beings who seek to have sexual relations with the dreamer while engaging in devouring some non-vital feature of the sexual partner's body, which is (in the case of waking-world non-fatal praedation, such as by mosquitoes or by vampire-bats) is often a matter of blood-sucking -- the blood-sucking (conducted in a dream) being done while the dream-deity is engaged on some form of sexual activity with the dreaming human partner being blood-sucked from.

Praeternatually glorious (having visible halo, aureole, etc.) anthropoid deities in the dream-world correspond to animal-species in the waking-world : these may also undertake sexual relations with the human dreamer. Sexual relations of an extra-ordinary, praeternatural sort (viz., "melding" of bodies in the dream) would be undertaken by such anthropoid deities in the dream-world as correspond to (and praeside over) the human-species in the waking-world : this could result in a semi-demi-divinization of the human dreamer, who may immediately acquire (for at least the duration of that current life-span) halo-and-aureole during dreaming; in which case the dreams experienced thenceforth (at least the duration of that current life-span) would be located in a very evidently splendid-and-glorious divine realm, filled not only with haloed-and-aureoled deities, but also with rainbows, continual sky-music and perfume-clouds in the skies.

[written June 21st (Thur) 2012]